a short play by Kevin Kautzman
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ROSEMARY
a short play by Kevin Kautzman ROSEMARY, Female, 40 SETTING July 1968. A mental hospital. Just after midnight. HISTORY & DEVELOPMENT ROSEMARY was commissioned as part of ’1968′ for use in the Raw Stages: New Works Festival by History Theatre of St Paul Minnesota. ROSEMARY was developed and presented as a staged reading during that festival at the Playwrights’ Center in Minneapolis in January of 2011. NOTES ON THE SCRIPT * A dash at the end of a line ( – ) suggests a hard interruption. The character who speaks next should sharply interrupt the character delivering the dashed line. * A forward slash at the end of a line ( / ) suggests a soft interruption. The character who speaks next should begin his or her line ìearly,î such that both characters speak briefly at the same time. * Numbers inside brackets (i.e. [1]) refer to endnotes. SCENE ROSEMARY (SHE coughs.) When my bankroll is getting small I think about a nursery and I picture curly heads… [1] Dah deh dah deh… (SHE coughs. SHE stands, clears her throat, and tries to sing. NURSE enters. ROSEMARY coughs yet again, a hacking dysfunctional cough. SHE clenches her fists. SHE attempts to sing. SHE cannot. SHE raises her hands and covers her throat with both of them, then brings both hands to her mouth.) NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE (Sound of a gunshot. ROSEMARY starts. NURSE does not hear it.) ROSEMARY NURSE ROBERT ROSEMARY NURSE ROBERT NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROBERT ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY Ahhhhh. NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY (A second gunshot. ROSEMARY starts.) If I can’t sing, I might as well be dead. NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY What do you want? NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY like he wasn’t a politician, like they were It’s hard to talk about. NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY He was just a man NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY (The sound of a third gunshot. Rosary beads fall and dangle from ROBERT’s hand. This time ROSEMARY does not start. SHE brings a hand to her face and covers her mouth a moment.) That terrible man shot him in the head. NURSE I remember what he said that day they killed Doctor- ROBERT NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE (NURSE sings a bit of ‘Come On-a My House’.) ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY (SHE stands, clears her throat and opens her mouth to sing. SHE coughs. SHE clenches her fists. SHE stares at ROBERT. SHE cannot sing.) NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE (ROSEMARY takes the pills.) Good night. (NURSE exits.) ROBERT (As ROBERT speaks, ROSEMARY remains seated at the edge of the bed, listening. SHE coughs. SHE places her hands on her throat. SHE coughs again. SHE opens her mouth and gags some. SHE places a hand over her mouth and draws it away.) ROSEMARY (NURSE enters.) From my throat. See? I had bullets in my throat. NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE ROSEMARY NURSE (ROSEMARY clenches her fists and closes her eyes. SHE opens them and looks at ROBERT. SHE sings but approaches only the idea of the song.) ROSEMARY When my bankroll is getting small Those pills are really… I can’t remember the- NURSE (ROSEMARY lies in bed, clutching the bullets to her chest. ROBERT comes to stand at her side.) ROSEMARY NURSE Bobby’s here in the room with you, isn’t he? That’s who you’re- (When delivering the following, ROSEMARY begins shortly after ROBERT, starting roughly when HE says the word ‘sleep’.) ROSEMARY & ROBERT (NURSE sees ROBERT. ROSEMARY sleeps now, clutching the bullets in one hand and ROBERT’s hand in another.) End of Play ENDNOTES [1]“Count Your Blessings (Instead of Sheep)” http://www.mathematik.uni-ulm.de/paul/lyrics/bingcrosby/county~1.html [2] “Robert Kennedy on John F Kennedy’s Assassination” http://www.quotes.net/quote/5009 [3] “Robert Kennedy Speech after the Assassination of Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.” http://www.negotiationlawblog.com/2008/06/articles/conflict-resolution/robert-f-kennedy-on-the-mindless-menace-of-violence-forty-years-later/ [4] “Robert Kennedy Speech after the Assassination of Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_F._Kennedy%27s_speech_on_the_assassination_of_Martin_Luther_King,_Jr. [5] ibid |
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Author Bio
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| Kevin Kautzman is a playwright originally from North Dakota. He is currently pursuing his M.F.A. with a focus in playwriting and screenwriting as a Michener Fellow at the University of Texas at Austin. More >
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I like the style of this play very much. It’s extraordinarily well written.